Update

A short update for the curious: the xray last week showed two fractures on the radial head. Fortunately the removable cast still stays. Looking at my wrist when I take it out to clean still makes me a bit squeamish, but it appears that everything is healing well. I'm going to try work on Saturday. Cross your fingers (because I still can't). 

Also, you should be impressed with my one-handed typing skillz. I am.