Only in America

My parents are renovating and got a new toilet for the bathroom. As my mom and I wandered the isles of Home Depot, I was amused by some of the advertising.

It flushes golf balls, people. They demonstrate flushing power by flushing golf balls. We flushed whole bagels down the toilets in college, but that was to prove a point. I swear that the dorm toilets had enough flushing power to create a suction that would suck me down to the bowls of the building (pun most definitely intended). So that was to show a valid safety concern. This is just boasting.