FINALLY! Somebody gets me!

At least the Calvin and Hobbes obsession if not the peanut butter and cottage cheese toast and pickled beets part...

Sad but probably true

"You want me to choose between you and your dog?" by explodingdog

I'm not entirely sure you want to know my answer to that question. How much do I really like you?

Use only a soft-bristled toothbrush please

Saw this little guy in the beginning of the month. Sort of reminds me of the pumpkin we had outside of our house in college. Yeah, he was pretty bad. But while he needed a, well, to be pitched, this dude only needs better dental care.

In which there are more blue states than red... again

Only this time I do identify with blue!

I'm really curious what the yellow people say. I say potato, you say... oh, nevermind...

You think I'm kidding but I'm not

I realize my home is not an orthopedist's office, but I want both of these!

This, my friends, is the sad truth about why my mother has decorated all of my abodes.