We'd best get started!

On the trip back from the Redwoods, Jason and I composed our A-to-Z lists of things to accomplish before we kick the bucket. Jason's was as follows:

Add two and two and not get four.
Buffalo a buffalo
use "Cryptosporidia" in a sentence without describing a bacteria
Drink a lot of beer
Eat a rattlesnake
Fly by the seat of my pants
Grow an ear on a mouse
Handle a howler monkey
Invent a mongoose whistle
Juxtapose juxtapositions
Kill and eat an imaginary deer
Leap over a leopard
Move things with my mind
Notify a next of kin (Jason, you've got a warped mind)
Open a wiener dog petting zoo
Pay off my loans
Queue a set of cues into the shape of a Q
Read original works of George Soulie de Morante
Stalk a snipe
Take a road trip
Uncover a conspiracy about a conspiracy
Vexate authority
Walk a snake
Xerox classified documents
Yodel like I mean it
Zip a zany zipper

Aim high my friend, aim high :) Mine was...

Appreciate jazz
Barrel race
Converse fluently in Spanish
Dive the Great Barrier Reef
Eat calamari (and enjoy it)
Foxtrot
Grow a big garden
Horse trek
Inspire a crowd
Juggle
Keep a ranch
Land a deep sea fish
Marry
Narrate a book
Organize my pictures
Publish a book
Question motives
Read Atlas Shrugged (the $10 bill is still in the back cover, Dad)
Sing karaoke
Train a horse
Understand calculus
Violate the laws of gravity
Worship unceasingly
Xray my knees and find healthy joints
Yodel in the Swiss Alps
Zipline in BC