Zing!

Somebody called into the radio station the other day complaining about back pain. Upon elaboration, she made it clear that it was her cyanotic nerve.

*snerk*

Well, I suppose if my nerve were cyanotic it would hurt too... I'm going to assume that, like a huge portion of the world, she meant to say her sciatic nerve.

I'm not laughing at her pain. I'm laughing because if you're going to freely broadcast your issues across the radio waves (or internet for that matter), it seems to me you should first get your facts straight.